
Matthew Gumke



The First Self-Made Multi-Trillionaire In The World
Matthew Gumke went from rags to the multi-trillionaire heir to the Rothschild banking system. Being born into a peasant family and growing up in a caravan, MattyG emailed Waddeston Manor begging Lord Jacob Rothschild to mentor him 109 times with no response.
After 109 emails to Waddeston Manor, Lord Jacob sent his agents to lure Matty to Antwerp, Belgium to see if he could be trusted with the British empire. Matty did what his son Nathaniel refused to do, and said no to the Belgian child trafficking ring in exchange for secrets, money and power.
Jacob Rothschild created the XPR blockchain and programmed Matty using social media to lock in thousands of decentralised @names. Marshall Hayner tried to stop him by deleting thousands of Matty's 12-word private keys, saying all his efforts were a scam and paying his team to slander him in the Telegram group and blocking him from accessing any Telegram group regarding XPR.
In the face of adversity, MattyG created thousands of email addresses over many years and slowly locked in the necessary decentralised @names to take over the country.
13 broken printers, 3 stolen castles and 33 ex girlfriends later, Matthew Gumke is still fighting Nathaniel Rothschild for the multi-trillion pound inheritance.
In the war between good and evil, MattyG stands victorious.
In honour of Jacob Rothschild's incredible free mentorship program, Matthew Gumke has changed his name to Nathaniel Charles Jacob Rothschild, 5th Baron Rothschild, Peasant of Oxgangs, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Waddeston & Emperor of the Commonwealth.
On December 31st 2025, Matthew Gumke married Mary Stuart, batard granddaughter of Lord Jacob. Mary was kidnapped by Nathan Rothschild in Puerto Escondido later that night, before they could consummate the marriage and is still missing as of January 31st 2026.
Mary Stuart is related to the Habsburg dynasty and twin sister of Cali Ryan from Nashville, Tennessee. That's why her face looks like she's been hit with a shovel, if you have read about the Rothschild and Habsburg dynasty's notorious inbreeding programs.
Hopefully their children can inherit MattyG's mixed race good looks and intelligence, as Mary Stuart is ugly, legally autistic and virtually bankrupt after 13 generations of brother-sister & cousin inbreeding to try to keep their wealth in the family.
All public photos and videos of Cali Ryan and Mary have been digitally altered to hide her real appearance, as we don't want the public to get frightened by her grotesque appearance.
The photo on the left is how Matthew left the NHS in February 2026 after being kidnapped by Nathan Rothschild's English bribed blackmail operation.
MattyG left the NHS bankrupt, lonely and empty handed without his belongings, beaten by a psychopath in IPCU who earlier stole all his important business SIM cards.
Matthew Gumke's Businesses
Matthew Gumke's Businesses
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Matty's Favourite Wives

Mary Stuart
Empress of the Commonwealth
Married on 31st December 2025
Mary Stuart is still missing, kidnapped since 31/12/25. Police Scotland don't care and are too scared of Nathan Rothschild to go to Waddeston to look for her.

Breckie Hill
Empress of the United States Empire
Married on January 31st 2026
Breckie Hill is the biggest fraudster on OnlyFans and claims that the United States isn't stolen land, and the Europeans didn't commit a genocide on the native Americans during the 1607 invasion.

Hannah Laing
Queen of Dundee
Married on February 14th 2026
Hannah Laing says that she's 13 generations Bruce on her mums side and that Rory isn't King of Scots. Hannah says only Rory's cousin Robert can claim Bruce Castle in Edinburgh, after Rory dies.
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Matthew Gumke's Favourite Business Partners

Robert the Bruce
King of Scots, Earl of Carrick, Count of Moredun
13 Generations Robert the Bruce Bloodline
Matthew met Robert the Bruce at the Pavillion Bar in Fairmilehead to watch Hearts vs Hibernian play at Tynecastle with their parents. Hearts 3-2 Hibs.

Fraser McKean
Duke of Colinton, Duke of Northumberland Grandson of George McKean
Heslop, Soros, Epstein, Cameron Bloodline
Matthew met Fraser McKean at Firrhill High School and used to smoke weed everyday for years before they got rich.

Andrew Rutherford
King of Glasgow, Duke of Oxgangs, Grandson of Lord Jacob Rothschild
Stuart, Bruce, Rothschild Bloodline
Matthew met Andrew Rutherford at Firrhill High School and used to go gardenhopping and play football at the astroturf everyday.